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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 13:55
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Whats the rule that makes "please" pronounced the same as "pleas"?
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Human minds see what we "expect" to see, not what we actually see - Earth.com
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Quo perferendis neque at temporibus pariatur quis.
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
UMG Says They Should Be Removed From Sara Rivers Lawsuit Against Diddy - TMZ
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why is blood sugar ranging from 70-180 in a day and checked through a glucometer?
Catatonics & High Colonics
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
A traveler infected with measles flew into Miami. What are the next steps? - Miami Herald
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
'Orthorexia' Is More And More Common. Here's What You Should Know About It. - HuffPost
No way
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Mario Kart World Is Not An Open-World Game, Nintendo Says - GameSpot
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
TRUMP memecoin ‘hasn’t pumped’ after Eric Trump says WLF will buy big stack - Cointelegraph
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?